An Exceptional Tee for Men
This tee is the bee's knees. It is made of a proprietary blend of 12 herbs and spices. It will keep you warm when it's cold outside (down to -10º, guaranteed) and it will keep you cold when it's hot outside. It will pick you up when you're down and spin you all around.
The Good
- Organic
- Synthetic
- Magical
- Colorful!
Everything Else
This shirt should not be washed, worn indoors, or slept-in. Significantly increases your change of developing hang nails. Tends to attract raccoons.
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Full of special lemons and silver carbuncles. Leave it to us. We have the most monkeys on typewriters doing monkey things with typewriter things.
Eat steak, green beans, cheese sticks, anything with this special spork. It's durable, lightweight, and will make you very very happy.
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Free delivery all year long
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24/7 Customer Support
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Fast Shopping Cart
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Gift Cards
We sell these hoping that you will buy them for your friends and they will never actually use it. Free money for us, it's great.
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